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• There are no microwaves in FT. FML.

  February 26, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +3 / -2

   

  • Anonymous 2:22 am on February 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    so stupid. just cuz some dumbasses dont know how to use them we all get punished!

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• No hot water in Santa Cruz. AGAIN. FML

  February 25, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -0

   

  • anonymous 8:25 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    yes i agree.. coldest shower of my life early in the morning too

• Ortega ran out of forks. Again. FML.

  February 17, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -1

   

  •     5:39 pm on February 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You ate at Ortega. Again. FYL.

  • Anonymous 9:09 pm on February 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    well ortega didnt run out of forks today. they had plastic forks!

• I was in FT south tower when the fire alarm went off at 430 am on saturday morning…didnt get back until 6. FML.

  February 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• IV is dead tonight. FML

  February 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Psych 1 midterm grade. FML

  February 12, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -5

   

  • Shell 1:58 pm on February 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Pass/Fail. It’s what I did.

• The toilets in Santa Rosa won’t flush anymore. fML

  February 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -0

   

• Broke. Parents want to know where the money went. How do I tell them I spent $400 on a bong and an ounce of weed? FML

  February 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -3

   

  • glad im not a pot head 12:04 am on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    is that seriously how much that stuff costs??

    • Anonymous 7:46 pm on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      well an ounce of weed is about the size of a gallon ziploc bag which will last one person for months. and bongs can be pretty expensive (though you dont need to spend a lot of money for one) so its not like being a pothead is gonna cost you that much per se…

• i lost my shoes partying, again. FML

  February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5 / -0

   

• have had 3 bike accidents this quarter all involving pretty girls crashing into me. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -0

   

  • l 9:17 am on February 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    so your the guy i want to kill. i have a SCAR

• I got a new phone over the weekend. My best friend got a new boyfriend. FML

  February 8, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -6

   

  • Shell 6:45 pm on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Who cares? Phones last longer.

• My pass time.FML

  February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +12 / -0

   

• Both roommates havin sex in my room. Friends are havin sex in my OTHER friend’s room… Where the hell am I gonna sleep? FML

  January 31, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +18 / -0

   

  • Anonymous 4:47 pm on February 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You’re asking yourself the wrong question.

• woke up on a stranger’s pile of dirty clothes. three pairs of underwear where my head had been. FML

  January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -5

   

• I’m in love with someone in San Miggy who acts like I don’t even exist. FML

  January 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -8